Ex-Girlfriend Playing Virtua Fighter With Some Other Guy Now. The Onion reports.

(It's funny because it's true.)

I know this site isn't updated very often these days. That's partly because I'm enamored of its sister site, Showbits.net. I intend to reformat this site to be similarly more modern, more fully-featured, and more aesthetically pleasing sometime this summer, at which time updates should become more regular.