Gamebits' own Get Out of Hell Free cards are now in circulation. Doubtless I'll be needing them once some individuals catch wind of my review of Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
Actually, the only "letter to the editor" that has ever been printed in response to a Gamebits column was after Rick Rae's review of Resident Evil Code: Veronica. The reader in question proclaimed the review a waste of the newspaper's precious space, and that they/we should dedicate our limited column to highlighting only games that benefit society and that we'd want our children playing.
Of course, if we didn't review games like Resident Evil, you'd never know what games you didn't want your children playing. I'll accept thanks for that… or damnations. Gamebits is now covered in the latter department, so I'm cool with that.