Let the games begin as we tumble from the dry branches of summer and into the lush piles of gaming goodness the autumn brings. Super Mario Sunshine, Turok Evolution, and Dead to Rights are all games on the menu, and the waiter tells me a three-course indulgence is likely, courtesy a helpful kitchen staff. It matters little that such gluttony will leave be unsuited for any physical activity save warming my couch, as this line of work calls for exactly such demands on my person. For you, and others, I will do this.