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Picard:	Sigma Indri, that's the star, So, Data, please, how far? How far?
Data:	Our ship can get there very fast But still the trip will last and last We'll have two days til we arrive But can the Indrans there survive?
Picard:	LaForge, please give us factor nine.
LaForge:	But, sir, the engines are offline!
Picard:	Offline! But why? I want to go! Please make it so, please make it so!
Riker:	But sir, if Geordi says we can't, We can't, we mustn't, and we shan't, The danger here is far too great!
Picard:	But surely we must not be late!
Troi:	I'm sensing anger and great ire.
Computer:	Alert! Alert! The ship's on fire!
Picard:	The ship's on fire? How could this be? Who lit the fire?
Riker:	Not me.
Worf:	Not me.
Picard:	Computer, how long til we die?
Computer:	Eight minutes left to say goodbye.
Data:	May I suggest a course to take? We could, I think, quite safely make Extinguishers from tractor beams And stop the fire, or so it seems...
Geordi:	Hurray! Hurray! You've saved the day! Again I say, Hurray! Hurray!
Picard:	Mr. Data, thank you much. You've saved our lives, our ship, and such.
Troi:	We still must save the Indran planet --
Data:	Which (by the way) is made of granite...
Picard:	Enough, you android. Please desist. We understand -- we get your gist. But can we get our ship to go? Please, make it so, PLEASE make it so.
Geordi:	There's sabotage among the wires And that's what started all the fires.
Riker:	We have a saboteur? Oh, no! We need to go! We need to go!
Troi:	We must seek out the traitor spy And lock him up and ask him why?
Worf:	Ask him why? How sentimental. I say give him problems dental.
Troi:	Are any Romulan ships around? Have scanners said that they've been found? Or is it Borg or some new threat We haven't even heard of yet? I sense no malice in this crew. Now what are we supposed to do?
Crusher:	Captain, please, the Indrans need us. They cry out, "Help us, clothe us, feed us!" I can't just sit and let them die! A doctor MUST attempt -- MUST try!
Picard:	Doctor, please, we'll get there soon.
Crusher:	They may be dead by Tuesday noon.

COMMERCIAL BREAK, COMMERCIAL BREAK HOW LONG WILL THESE DUMB ADS TAKE?

Worf:	The saboteur is in the brig. He's very strong and very big. I had my phaser set on stun -- A zzzip! A zzzap! Another one! He would not budge, he would not fall, He would not stun, no, not at all! He changed into a stranger form All soft and purple, round and warm.
Picard:	Did you see this, Mr. Worf? Did you see this creature morph?
Worf:	I did and then I beat him fairly. Hit him on the jaw -- quite squarely.
Riker:	My commendations, Klingon friend! Our troubles now are at an end!
Crusher:	Now let's get our ship to fly And orbit yonder Indran sky!
Picard:	LaForge, please tell me we can go...?
Geordi:	Yes, sir, we can.
Picard:	Then make it so!

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