You Might Be a Redneck...

• His shuttle craft has been up on blocks for over a month
• He paints flames and a NRA sticker on the warp nacelles
• He refers to Klingons as "Critters"
• He refers to Photon Torpedoes as "Popguns"
• He has the sensor array repaired with a bent coat hanger and aluminum foil
• He installs a set of bullhorns on the front of the saucer section
• He says "Got your ears on, good buddy" instead of "open hailing frequencies"
• He hangs fuzzy dice over the view screen
• He rewires his communicator into his belt buckle
• He keeps a six-pack under his command chair and a gun rack above it
• He says "Yee-Ha!" instead of "Engage"
• He has a hand-tooled holster for his phaser
• He insists on calling his executive officer "Bubba"
• He sets the foreword view screen to reruns of "Bassmaster"
• He programs the food replicator for beer, ribs, and turnip greens
• He refers to a Pulsar as a "Blue Light Special"
• His moonshine is stronger than Romulan Ale
• His idea of a dress uniform is CLEAN bib overalls
• He wears mirrored shades on the Bridge
• He sets his phaser to "Cajun"